This is page from the daily calendar that my sister* gave to me. Happy Mother’s Day, Kathy!!:
It’s Mother’s Day! The most extreme day of the year! I bet your mother would like a new electric cowboy she could use to snog** her vegetables or clean the tuna in the laundry room.
**Aussie/English slang for “kiss”
He he he….have a very extreme Mother’s Day indeed!
*correction: that my sister’s friend, Christina, gave to me! They sent me some stuff in the same package, so I got a bit mixed up. Sorry about that, Sr. Chrissy.