Typical Conversation for a Miller Family Get-Together
Tuesday, April 17th, 2007Dad to Cameron: “Here’s the book I’m going to buy.”
He shows Cam the book section of a newspaper insert. The book teaches you how to build your own coffin:
Cameron: “Nice.”
Mum: “Why do you want to buy a coffin now?”
Cam to Mum: “No, he doesn’t want to buy one, he wants to make one.”
Mum: “Oh.”
Ebony to Dad: “Grandpa, can I paint your coffin when you die?”
Dad, walking out of the room: “We’ll see . . . ”
And, for those of you dying to get your hands on a copy, we’ve found it online!:
